I Am My Own Dad

Talk to Your Dad

Urgent messages for fathers everywhere. Seriously, please read

Dear test 2,

test 3

Love, test 1

12/31/2024, 10:05:56 PM

Dear The Atl Gios,

We miss our dads :/ hope you don’t get Rona and we can see you soon <3

Love, The NYC Gios

4/28/2020, 8:15:16 PM

Dear SAR/S (mom),

I’m so excited to meet my frat daddy!! Thanks for conceiving me!!!! I hope he loves me.

Love, Frat Baby

12/15/2019, 8:36:03 PM

Dear Burgio’s past self,

You will be worse than you could have ever imagined. Prepare for carnage.

Love, Burgio

12/14/2019, 8:58:12 PM

Dear IT daddy, Jerod ,

Please improve the lapping functionality. I need to understand the badness level of Daddy Davis

Love, Ashdaddy

12/14/2019, 8:48:18 PM

Dear Dadvis ,

I saw you at the game the other day. Why did you run? I have so much to tell you and you’re starting to remind me a little bit of myself.

Love, Dad

11/26/2019, 8:35:48 PM

Dear THE ONE, THE ONLY, DR SEAN O'MALLEY,

dear sean. big fan of your work. love to chat sometime. please contact me via carrier pigeon or fax.

Love, grace o'malley (the pirate queen)

11/12/2019, 4:00:48 AM

Dear Travy baby ,

Thanks for the heavy petting and everything else, I’m so happy you’re my wahf and daddy. See you at work tomorrow!

Love, Courtney Lozanovski

11/4/2019, 3:36:05 AM

Dear Jerod,

love your work kicking over birds!

Love, Your Spies

11/3/2019, 8:09:24 PM

Dear Steve's dad,

I love you dad. When are you coming back with those cigarettes

Love, Steve

11/2/2019, 11:43:21 PM

Dear Your mom,

Hi dad I miss you

Love, Me

11/2/2019, 4:38:45 AM

Dear Mr. Steve,

Will you fuck me?

Love, Steve

10/25/2019, 12:48:53 AM

Dear Mark,

Hey praying for u

Love, Tay

10/20/2019, 12:11:51 AM

Dear Trav,

What will you do about the genocide of the whites?

Love, Djt

10/19/2019, 10:37:23 PM

Dear Daddy,

I'm so sad that you're leaving me. Please come home from your island vacation soon.

Love, Johgio

10/19/2019, 8:57:18 PM

Dear Steve,

I miss you like a dog misses the great outdoors.

Love, Andrea

9/7/2019, 5:50:00 AM

Dear Eli,

I miss your cummies uwu

Love, Connor

9/4/2019, 2:20:00 AM

Dear Ramon,

HELLO!?!?!?

Love, Camila

8/30/2019, 3:36:00 AM

Dear Michael,

hey dad

Love, Claire

8/30/2019, 3:36:00 AM

Dear Mr. Stink,

Why did you leave? Did I not reek enough? I’m so alone.... please come back...

Love, Stinky

8/23/2019, 6:06:00 AM

Dear Gerard,

I want to understand why he can be so angry. I get angry but I recognize why it’s unproductive, why the high energy frustration doesn’t convey what I’m upset about, why anger is unproductive m. I just don’t think dad had a tried to understand my perspective m; sure, I haven’t tried to understand his, but he’s older, and I get why he’s mad at me for the moneys I destroyed, the time I wasted. I just wish he would stop comparing me to the pridugak son. Fuck

Love, James

8/10/2019, 5:50:00 AM

Dear Dan,

You are the best Dad I have

Love, Scott

7/23/2019, 3:31:00 AM

Dear Jeff,

Victoria justice is gorgeous

Love, Eli

7/13/2019, 2:22:00 AM

Dear Roy Moore,

Roooyyyy!!!

Love, Roy Moore

7/4/2019, 7:28:00 AM

Dear BAS/E,

Your business and loyalty are greatly appreciated by the entire Delta family. I can’t wait to see you back onboard soon. You’re the reason we Keep Climbing™️

Love, STE/M

7/4/2019, 7:25:00 AM

Dear Benedict Spalding,

You’re a great guy, but I miss my dad

Love, Michael

7/4/2019, 7:23:00 AM

Dear SPA/B,

On the record, I love you. Off the record, I just hope you like those cigarettes. Nicotine is dope.

Love, The record

7/4/2019, 7:21:00 AM

Dear JOHGIO,

JOHGIO

Love, JOHGIO

7/4/2019, 7:18:00 AM

Dear bill,

I love you man.

Love, bobby

6/20/2019, 4:37:00 AM

Dear Ur dad,

Ur ugly son DAMMIT BOBBY THAT BOY AINT RIGHT

Love, Ur mom

6/15/2019, 7:48:00 AM

Dear daddy,

i miss u, come home please

Love, your child

5/23/2019, 6:41:00 AM

Dear Raj,

Hi Dad

Love, Anil

5/12/2019, 7:12:00 AM

Dear Mulkdad,

Where is my dad?

Love, Mulkman

5/6/2019, 5:14:00 AM

Dear Cunt Sr. ,

We are cunts

Love, Cunt Jr.

5/3/2019, 10:28:00 PM

Dear John Giordano,

dad???? please come home

Love, JoGio

5/3/2019, 6:24:00 PM

Dear johigo,

johgio

Love, johgio

4/26/2019, 10:29:00 PM

Dear Ralph,

Love you dad

Love, Christoph

2/3/2019, 9:48:00 PM

Dear Brian,

Where are you dad? I m y call me 7068448804 thx love <3 Hannah

Love, Hann

1/20/2019, 10:32:00 AM

Dear Non-Binary Parent,

Have you found your mango Juul pods yet? We miss you.

Love, Thxm

1/9/2019, 3:11:00 AM

Dear Mom,

Who’s your mommy??+G:G

Love, Mom

11/10/2018, 11:32:00 PM

Dear Tim,

Dad?

Love, Bryce

10/31/2018, 11:42:00 AM

Dear dank,

are u my real dad???? why do we all look like the mailman

Love, kiki

10/5/2018, 4:29:00 AM

Dear JOHN M BARNETT,

sup dad

Love, JOHN M BARNETT

9/5/2018, 10:37:00 PM

Dear ???,

Come back

Love, Ahern

9/2/2018, 5:25:00 AM

Dear Daddy,

Please come home Pa!

Love, Jack

8/4/2018, 10:46:00 AM

Dear Harrison,

Please fix our fucking website!!!!

Love, Son

7/2/2018, 5:35:00 AM

Dear Son,

I love my grandma

Love, Dad

4/21/2018, 8:36:00 PM

Dear Roger,

Let my dad know he should have invested in bitcoin.

Love, James C Heaton

4/15/2018, 12:17:00 AM

Dear His dad,

Y’all are dumb

Love, Not your dad

3/17/2018, 8:27:00 PM

Dear Dad,

I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom I love my mom

Love, Kyle

3/13/2018, 8:43:00 AM

Dear da????️????️y,

Let’s watch a baseball game and talk about woodworking

Love, Jesus

3/4/2018, 3:16:00 AM

Dear John Francis Giordano,

I miss you.

Love, Steve

2/4/2018, 4:57:00 AM

Dear I Don’t Know Him,

Nut?

Love, Lisa

1/28/2018, 8:13:00 PM

Dear King, Travis C,

I’m not sure yet but we’re going to be coming home tomorrow afternoon to pick up some stuff for you and I can take you out;) and I was going to come hang out with you guys and then drop me off and then ;)

Love, King, Travis C

1/15/2018, 2:16:00 AM

Dear If I knew why would I be on this website ,

Dilly Dilly

Love, Ben

1/7/2018, 6:33:00 AM

Dear Second Dad,

Please come back, Sean dad is mean to me. Help

Love, Mike

12/31/2017, 6:07:00 AM

Dear Mickey Bois,

We are sponsoring you for $5,000,000 per year. Please contact my secretary at daddy@iammyowndad.net for details.

Love, Mr. Arthur Michelob

12/23/2017, 10:02:00 AM

Dear How would I know???,

Roses are red, violets are blue, Dad, where the fuck are you???

Love, Paul

12/22/2017, 9:10:00 AM

Dear Dad,

I am him

Love, Dad

12/22/2017, 8:38:00 AM

Dear Nick James,

I know that you are my dad. You need to come home and be my dad here. Eighteen years seems like an unreasonable amount of time to buy cigarettes. You are not being a good guy

Love, Your Son (A Good Guy)

12/17/2017, 8:05:00 PM

Dear Dad,

I AM MY OWN DAD! .net

Love, Dad

12/6/2017, 2:55:00 AM

Dear Son,

Sorry, got distracted buying another pack. I’ll see you in a few years. PS I’m not proud of you.

Love, Dad

12/5/2017, 5:12:00 AM

Dear Son,

On my way back!

Love, Dad

12/4/2017, 11:28:00 PM

Dear Terry,

Hi dad

Love, Chris

12/3/2017, 7:02:00 AM

Dear Maxi,

When will you notice me? I miss you. :(

Love, Maxi’s Son

12/3/2017, 6:03:00 AM

Dear Mandy Salmon,

I lyke ur website

Love, Michael Sterling

12/1/2017, 11:23:00 PM

Dear Cody,

Why are your thighs so thicccccc?

Love, Texas kid

12/1/2017, 3:34:00 AM

Dear Johnny Cash,

plz come back. do you have your cigs yet? i miss u daddy

Love, Ovaltine Jenkins

11/30/2017, 8:33:00 PM

Dear Killary,

THE FLUORIDE IS MAKING THE FROGS GAY! YOU REEK OF SULFUR!

Love, AJ

11/30/2017, 8:07:00 AM

Dear Kevin,

Please follow the country roads and come home from West Virginia and bring me a pack of smokes :(

Love, Diarrhea Jones

11/30/2017, 8:07:00 AM

Dear Killary,

THE FLUORIDE IS MAKING THE FROGS GAY! YOU REEK OF SULFUR!

Love, AJ

11/30/2017, 8:05:00 AM

Dear Kevin,

Daddy daddy help me now! Daddy Daddy James Dow is ready to plow!

Love, Max

11/30/2017, 8:05:00 AM

Dear Kevin,

Please follow the country roads and come home from West Virginia and bring me a pack of smokes :(

Love, Diarrhea Jones

11/30/2017, 8:05:00 AM

Dear Mr. PeePeeMan Sr.,

Why does my peepee come out yellow?

Love, Mr. PeePeeMan Jr.

11/30/2017, 8:04:00 AM

Dear Kevin,

Daddy daddy help me now! Save my life, you made a vow!

Love, Maxi

11/30/2017, 8:02:00 AM

Dear jack,

dad, why do you say youre not my dad??

Love, your son

11/28/2017, 8:17:00 PM

Dear Mom,

What we did in the past was so nasty, our son can never know about it.

Love, Our Son

11/28/2017, 4:52:00 AM

Dear Daddy,

Sorry I was such a bad boy. i deserved to be covered in lube. I still love you.

Love, Your Naughty Son

11/27/2017, 9:21:00 AM

Dear Dad,

I am my own dad.

Love, Dad

11/27/2017, 9:04:00 AM

Dear Nora,

U r awesome

Love, Nora

11/26/2017, 11:10:00 AM

Dear Nora,

U r awesome

Love, Nora

11/26/2017, 10:52:00 AM

Dear Rickie,

Come back i miss u

Love, ahhh

11/21/2017, 7:31:00 PM

Dear sean,

plz come back

Love, grace

11/21/2017, 10:28:00 AM

Dear idk,

hi dad.....i miss you

Love, Madison

11/19/2017, 8:36:00 AM

Dear Paul,

Hey daddy-o what’s crackin

Love, EB

11/17/2017, 5:26:00 AM

Dear Adams Clark,

Why do you hate me

Love, Adams Clark

11/11/2017, 5:00:00 AM

Dear dad,

daddy? did you get your cigarettes?

Love, son

11/9/2017, 5:03:00 AM

Dear Mommy,

I love my mom.

Love, Mommy

11/3/2017, 7:34:00 PM

Dear ???,

Pls come home soon. I’ve been so lonely without you :((((

Love, Jack

11/3/2017, 8:21:00 AM

Dear daddy,

daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy

Love, daddy

11/3/2017, 8:06:00 AM

Dear Paul,

I miss you. Did you ever get those cigarettes?

Love, Ben

11/3/2017, 6:29:00 AM

Dear steve,

I love you :)

Love, travy

11/3/2017, 5:42:00 AM